February 2012
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Ways in which my dog and I are different
I hand her a piece of bacon and she insists on playing with it for 20 mins.
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Things I should be good at:
When the Family Feud app asks “What are the most common things found in the center of chocolate?”
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True Confession Tuesday
I plan out all the trips(down to choosing seats) that I want to take all over the world on different travel sites at least three times a week.
I also have a ridiculous giddy smile plastered on my face while doing this.
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Easy way to get yourself hidden on my Facebook
Continuously quote conversations in which you make the “funny” punch line.
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Regardless of how old you are
It’s ok for you to cry when dropping off your parents at the airport knowing you won’t see them for months.
Sometimes being able to say “I told you so” feels so fucking good.
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Since shoes are the topic of today
These bad boys are arriving tomorrow in the mail and I can’t wait.
Also, true confession, when it comes to running shoes, I usually only buy men’s shoes. They always have better colors.
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Tears with my coffee
A soldier walked into starbucks this morning dressed in his uniform and ordered a coffee. The man who had just received his drinks at the bar walked up to him, shook his hand and said: “Thank you so much for all you do”.
It was one of the kindest acts I had seen up close in the longest time and tears immediately filled my eyes. With all the craziness, drama, and everyday crap that...
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I'd love to give up road rage for Lent
but realistically, that’s just not gonna happen.
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True Confession Tuesday
There are so many days where I go through my dash and read, laugh so hard I pee a little, and sometimes cry at your all of your posts but forget to push that damn little heart.
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In which I add to the bitching:
When I am an actual nurse, I fully accept the fact that I will have to work holidays and probably even weekends.
However, since I am a student nurse, I should be home right now.
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Clues as to how out of shape I am:
My arms are still sore from CPR on Friday.
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My dad told me via iChat last week that my roots looked horrible. Four days later, a check came in the mail from him telling me to get my hair done before my mom and him come up on Friday.
So today, I am doing just that.
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“I wear a lot of black. You know what, black’s easier”
– Rooney Mara to Women’s Wear Daily (via evachen212)
Jason Bateman named his daughter Maple. →
thisiserinsworld:
Maple Bateman.
If we put 90% of celebrity kids together, we’d have all the names of a Thanksgiving feast.
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Flowers Shmowers
Mike walks in the door and goes: “They were charging $50 for a dozen roses so I got you something even better.”
And slaps this down:
He knows me so well.
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For as good as Chipotle is
it does really crazy things to my stomach.
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Started off the morning
by vomiting on the side of the road.
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The life of a Drama Nerd: 10 Reasons Gay Marriage... →
thetragicgreek:
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of…
This is brilliant and hysterical.
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$140
That’s how much they want to update my passport to my married name.
What the actual fuck?
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You know what really grinds my gears:
People who have conversations on their phone in public bathrooms.
Add on to the fact that she wasn’t even using the bathroom. She was pacing up and down the stalls having a conversation with farts, pee, and flushing of toilets going on in the background.
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What did we do before the Internet? Mr Rogers...
Mike and I just spent 20min debating on whether or not Mr. Rogers was a sniper in the Marines before his tv show.
Mike swore up and down he was. I said no.
Thanks to the Internet, I won.
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Today in Facebook Posts:
I’m not one to usually judge what to pray for but this seems a bit dramatic, no?
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Figured I'd start the week off right
So here’s a picture of the greatest part of the weekend!
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To add to that face:
You guys she talks, screams, pees, poops, has a heart beat, cancer, and can DELIVER A BABY.
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29 is gonna be super fine!
I’m stuck in lab all day(with a major hangover) today so I can’t be on Tumblr a lot but wanted to say a BIG THANKS for all the birthday wishes!
You all make me feel soo loved!!!
fatgirlinohio asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haz friends
As excited as I was to move up here last year, it was the first time in my life I was moving to a place where I had absolutely no friends. I tried not to think about it but eventually it started to get to me. I missed just grabbing drinks after work/school with a girlfriend to talk about girlfriend stuff. It’s hard to meet girls randomly that you actually like, that live near you, and...
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People Who
Turn their blinker on 5 miles before they actually turn.
susan g komen defunds planned parenthood because... →
morninggloria:
Not to toot my own horn, but I think this is important for people to know.
The Susan G Komen foundation has announced they’ll cease providing grants to Planned Parenthood, which uses the funds to provide mammograms to low income women. Komen claims that they’ve ceased funding because PP is under investigation by Congress, but the reality is the new VP of Policy is rabidly...