January 2011
73 posts
thedailywhat:
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Jason Segel and Paul Rudd as Sydney Fife and Peter Klaven from I Love You, Man finally realize their lifelong dream of hanging out with Rush.
Is this a one-off skit, or could a sequel be in the works?
[fod.]
Please be a sequel. Please be a sequel.
If you can read this, be thankful your country...
Well said. Thank you.
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No Michael Jackson
So as an early B-Day gift, Mike got me:
and even though I consider myself a pretty good dancer, this is me during my “MJ Experience”:
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People Who
haygirlhay:
Can’t be bothered to hold themselves upright while the train is in motion. Are you for real? Develop some core strength and stop swaying against my person.
I saw this gif while searching for something else and immediately thought of your post.
Here’s hoping THIS never happens ;)
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Why is Top Chef All Stars NOT on tonight?!
Not cool Bravo. Not cool.
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when the dentist asks you a question while his hands are in your mouth
Happens, without fail, everytime. I think it’s the best part of their day to laugh at our expense when we try to answer.
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Why Wednesday? Addition
Funny enough, my reasoning for this Why Wednesday? was because a mom was asking her daughter to call her on my feed. When did parents, of all people, start to use facebook as their means of communication?
My mom can barely use her web browser, let alone be blowing up my wall on facebook asking me to call her.
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Why Wednesday?
Why do people, especially family members, insist on using the “Wall” on Facebook to tell that person to call them?
Obviously, you have this persons number, so why not send them a text or perhaps use the phone for what you want them to do and CALL them yourself?
Is this just me?
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Possible unpopular opinion
realisticdreams:
I think that “2 and a half Men” is the worst show on tv. Esp that ridiculous “mennn” chanting that goes on. Makes my flesh crawl.
Could not agree more!
If only we all had Charlie Sheen’s job security. Cause it’s obvious being a real life Douche gets you places today.
I don’t blame Emilio Estevez for changing his name now.
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True Confession Tuesday
Hair creeps me out. Like gives me the skeeves.
Not hair on peoples heads but hairs that have fallen out and I can see. Especially on the back of women’s cardigans that sit there ALL day and you just want to grab it off cause you can’t stop looking at it but I can’t grab it cause I get all skeeved thinking about touching it or it showing up in my food somehow. Kills me!
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Sleeping and Puppy Crate Training
Only one can exist at a time.
Can you guess which one is winning?
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you are trying to listen to someone talking, and take a sip without looking at your straw, and either swirl your tongue around till you find the straw, or stab yourself with it.
A daily occurrence with me and straws.
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Ultimate white whine ahead
haygirlhay:
But in all seriousness, if MTV could start their shows on time, then I would actually know what the last 2 minutes contain instead of my tivo cutting the recording off. And that would be cool.
Yes, I could set it to record an extra 5 minutes, but is that the point? It isn’t.
THIS.
VH1 has started to do it too.
Foolery!!
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Kim Kardashian calls out Teen Mom Stars →
Kim K. calls out the Teen Mom stars and says they shouldn’t be idolized(which is true).
But glass house Kim. Glass house.
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Teen Mom 2 Thought
I feel realll bad for Leah.
That’s a really tough thing for any mom to go through.
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Are people still talking about Gervais? Here’s an idea: When you hire an...
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What's screw you in Irish?!
Finding charges showing up on my debit card originating from Dublin within the past few weeks, when our honeymoon was back in early November = not a happy Karli.
I’m an unemployed student guys. You didn’t pick a jackpot.
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Arizona legislature to Westboro: Don't picket a...
shortformblog:
29-0 the number of votes the bill garnered in the state Senate
58-0 the number of votes the bill garnered in the State House
duh Jan Brewer is probably going to sign this emergency bill source
FINALLY! Someone’s finally doing something about these crazy asses!
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Teen Mom 2 Premieres Tonight!!!
"The Top 10 Reason To Buy Snooki's Book"
From David Letterman.
Had to share:
10) 200 pages of hangover cures
9) If you’re watching [“Jersey Shore”] then your standards can’t be too high
8) JWOWW gave it five “wows”
7) It’s so good, Pauly D wants to learn to read
6) Show me your receipt and I’ll grind with you at any nightclub of your choice
5) Includes helpful tips on how to clean...
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True Confession Tuesday!
I have never been asked any questions by Tumblr folk!
So I’m opening up the floor:
http://myawesomeness.tumblr.com/ask
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Damn virus!
I have been taking care of sick Mike for the past 3 days and just yesterday made the comment that we all make: “Well if I haven’t gotten sick yet, I’m probably in the clear”.
This morning I woke up with a sore throat.
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