January 2012
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December 2011
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Clueless is on
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2011 in Gifs
April moved to NoVA(anything before this was eh):
Sept started Nursing School:
Celebrated 1yr of marriage in November:
Met Amber and she fucking rocks:
Hoping for a kick ass 2012:
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Anyone else notice
while eating a pint of ice cream that has extras(eg:brownie pieces and cherries), that all those extra pieces are only at the top and there’s barely any at the bottom?
Why aren’t they evenly distributed?
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I think
nausea is the worst spelled word of all time.
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hello life? it's me Chrissy: parents, control your... →
ohheyychrissy:
I know Sally and Jimmy are so super cute when you’re out and the shit they do is adorable to you but it’s hella annoying to everyone else. Please control your children in public. Examples:
Holding up a line of people so that Sally can open the door. If Sally wants to open the door do it quick or…
While in a long line and a parent gives little Jack 30 minutes to decide...
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Did I mention?
I don’t have to work NYE this year!
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If anyone every played the "Fake Lottery" thing on...
they’d most likely end up dead.
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Zombie Escape Plan
As per mabtv3 request, here is Mike and I’s Zombie Escape Plan:
Prepared backpack with most of the essential items found here
The getaway vehicle:
This thing is a beast and will get us up, over, and through anything.
Guns and Ammo: Since we don’t own any, we will have to improvise a bit on this if it happens before we are completely prepared
Destination: High mountains. Probably...
simplejulie asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. xo
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True Confession Tuesday
99% of the time I take my dog out into the “dog area” that resides in the middle of our apartment complex, I am bra-less, underwear-less, and sock-less.
I’m starting to think this may be the reason we haven’t made any friends here.
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“The world lost Steve Jobs and we’ll miss him dearly. But thanks to a Horcrux he...”
– Chris Hardwick in his rhyming recap of 2011 on the Nerdist year end special. (via popculturebrain)
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And now...
It’s Elf time!
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1 hour till vacation
1 hour till vacation
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Getting stuck behind a student driver on the way...
is the worst.
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Two More Fast and the Furious Movies Are Coming |... →
Somebody, please make it stop.
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In the most serious tone,
Mike: We need to talk about something right now.
Me: Sure, what?
Mike: I was listening to my Frank Sinatra Pandora station and Micheal Buble came on. Why would they do that?
Me:
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ShortFormBlog: Recession-era must have,... →
shortformblog:
correlation This year, nail polish sales jumped 59% from 2010. Despite economic troubles, it appears that painted nails are one expense that’s worth the plunge. “Beauty is one thing women never forget about,” said Demitrius Simpkins, a manager at a New York salon.
causation Such a growth in…
Correction.
Causation = Tumblr
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Real-life Jurassic Park coming to New Jersey | IFC →
uncannie:
The new park, Field Station: Dinosaurs, will feature 31 life-sized, animatronic prehistoric animals that will be able to roam and interact with their surroundings.
Mark your calendars for May 26th in Secaucus!
As if I didn’t think Jersey was already the best place on Earth, they add DINOSAURS!!!!!
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In bed by 7:45
hopefully asleep by 8:30.
Sounds like a great Sunday night to me
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That awkward moment
when showering and your loose hair gets caught in your butt cheeks and you have to pick it out.
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2 Finals and a 5 min Presentation
All happening tomorrow in 2 of my classes tomorrow.
Who decided that was a good idea??